Saturday, July 05, 2025

Sweet repose

How is W.C. Fields by the same turn both hero of the little man and at the same time slyly above it all? Both doormat and Übermensch? The way he talks in and of itself is the main attraction. His slow, deliberate way of feigning civility through his manner of speech is his passive aggressive means by which he weaponizes sarcasm. 
     And the way he mumbles his comebacks for only us to hear thereby makes us complicit in the joke. And this is what his best comedies are built upon.

 
It’s a Gift (1934, Norman McLeod) is a slapstick ballet led by one MR. HAROLD BISSONETTE in which his indomitable dignity is maintained through his cool as a cucumber surface façade. The comedy is derived from this Zen tranquility in the face of endless domestic aggravations, annoyances, and all types of everyday disturbances to the point it becomes poetry. 
     And It’s a Gift takes its time. Fields commands the pace of this thing, and you don’t rush the man. The narrative is composed of a series of set pieces that are all drawn out sketches. But it’s the one where he goes outside to sleep on the porch that sets the tone for the whole movie. Everything’s so calm. Quiet. And here we get some of the most creative sound design. The musicality in the rhythm of that conversation the neighbors are having, abstracted inane chatter as mockery. And the laundry line as mouse. How do these incidents seem to be such a bother to Bissonette, yet only ever seem to prove momentary obstacles that he quickly defeats, constantly thwarting any distractions life could throw his way?
     What makes Fields’ character work here so effective is that all of these attacks that in real life would raise a man’s blood pressure, put him in the hospital with a severe case of stress mismanagement, drive him insane, or otherwise break him down, become catharsis through his ability to dismantle them. And that’s the secret to life.

Friday, July 04, 2025

Who cares who stole the bonds murdered Wynant's ex-wife or Nunheim

Everyone knows cinema’s greatest power is to communicate through emotion. And what better emotion than love encapsulates our hopes, desires? Therefore what subject is best suited to manifest a projection of our dreams than romance? And isn’t the best part of being in love with someone making each other laugh? That’s what makes the screwball comedies of the 30s and 40s so perfect. Especially when what’s at stake is our true feelings. 
     But crime is a diversion. As a genre it doesn’t deal with the same stakes. In its own way it can be fun. But it’s as though because one gets tired of only melodramas, romance, women’s pictures and musicals, every once in a while a change of pace is sought. Mark it the same goes for westerns, action, and horror while we’re at it.


The Thin Man (1934, W.S. Van Dyke) is a whodunnit crime movie that really wants to be a screwball comedy. Except the couple have a seemingly healthy relationship and are happily married. Like the most dazzling screwball (and something it shares with the hard-boiled detective genre), the dialogue in The Thin Man is rapid-fire top shelf slang. As a blended genre it’s quite the cocktail. Even though NICK & NORA’S repartee isn’t as barbed as we might be accustomed to. 
     Nick (William Powell) might be the coolest character Hollywood ever created. If modern discourse in pop culture describes confidence as not caring about the outcome one way or the other, this dude gets it. The 50s delinquents, 60s hippies, 70s loners, 80s punks, 90s slackers were a different type of indifference: they were all anti-establishment, outside of society fringe. In The Thin Man, Nick is the very center of society.
     Think about the setting in this thing. Remember that line at that party when drunk Nora says something to Nick like: he has all the best friends and that’s why she loves him? The endless dinners, parties, and all manner of social gatherings where half New York knows Nick and shows up for are all full of the worst criminals alongside all of the most respectable types. Lowlifes and uppercrust are merged. It’s so refreshing how in this imaginary sphere there’s no class division whatsoever. It’s kinda cute. 
     And it’s not that Nick doesn’t care. Yes, as far as the narrative goes, for the first half of the movie what drives the plot is that Nick doesn’t want to take the case. He’s too cool to let his screwball comedy life turn into a noir. Or like Nora says, “Sleuthing isn’t much fun, is it?” He only finally gets involved because no one else can solve the case and he has a hunch he can figure it out himself.
     What’s also so hilarious about the end of the movie is that Nick invites every single possible suspect, even that entire family, to a dinner soiree and everyone shows up. Because Nick’s too busy hanging out, drinking literally every second he’s awake, with his hot wife who’s just inherited a fortune so he doesn’t ever have to work another day in his life that he can’t be bothered with solving the case. But what if he could manage to work it into just another clever diversion to entertain his party guests? Done.

Thursday, July 03, 2025

Currently Inked: 30jul2025

(Mostly what's inked and being carried around by me.)


Okay, from left to right, what we've got here is (are?):

  1. Lamy AL-Star, Fine nib*, inked with a Lamy Pink Cliff cartridge
    The nib is a replacement, after I dropped this on Redfield's concrete floor on the way to a Casey Johnston book reading, followed by a day of assiduous "adjustment" and "repair" eventuating in the total cessation of that nib's capacity to conduct ink from pen to paper.
    This is my anointed pen for testing new inks in first, and is my current pen for daily writing in my bullet journal because (a) I need to get through this ink (which is QUITE nice), and (b) I lost #7, my previous daily writer.
    This one is a solid writer, even with the replacement nib, and I enjoy this ink quite a lot. It's dark, but not black, and has some nice, subtle shading.
  2. TWSBI Eco, Fine nib, inked with Backpack Ink's Dublin Green
    At the moment, I'm struggling to fully love this pen, though I'm not sure why. It's a very good writer, but I don't find myself excited to reach for it. It's undoubtedly cool to see the ink slosh around in there, but it's not as comfortable in the hand as other options I have, being both girthier and heavier than I prefer.
    This green ink rules quite a bit, tho. Clean, clear color with some fun blacker shading here and there.
  3. Bic Cristal Re'New, with ... uh, a Bic Medium 1.0 mm ... refill? Refill, it's refillable!
    This was a gift brought back from Paris by the incomparable Noodles! Hilariously, the "Bic Crystal but it's made out of aluminum not plastic" was one of my few Grail pens left, but I wasn't willing to hand Amazon any coin for it, so I had to wait a few years to get my hands on one. I'm mostly using this at work right now, and it makes me smile consistently, as a perfect writer of my favorite blue ink, and something that isn't plastic. I have the custom silver-colored cap at home, because I don't want to chew or lose it, and I do want to chew the average Bic Crystal cap. Luckily, I had some Crystals around to strip for parts.
  4. Zebra bLen, .7 gel, Zebra JNC refill
    My previous work pen, probably my favorite gel of all time. Fast, fluid, comfortable writer, inexpensive, looks cool.
  5. Prismacolor Ebony Jet Black 14420
    What I reach for first when I reach for something to draw with.
  6. Pentel P205, .5 mm, some super-light lead that I can barely see on the page anymore
    I just carry this one around, I haven't used it in years. Stripped the eraser for a Conte Criterium lead holder (2 mm) a long time ago.
  7. .
  8. Zebra V-301, Fine nib, inked with a Zebra black ink cartridge
    Another one I reach for come sketching time. Not a writer, but a fun, sturdy pen with a nice thin line for erotic doodles my artistic pursuits.

Please join me in pouring one out at this time for ol' No. 7 above, a Lamy Safari (Strawberry colorway, Extra-Fine nib) that became one with the infinite due to Fat error one evening on the way to a basketball game. Seveny, you'll be missed.

(What they look like on a Traveler's graph insert.)

A lingerie model named Mildred Plotka

At this point, and based on It Happened One Night (1934, Frank Capra), the screwball comedy foremost has that cut down your rival verbal jousting humor thing going for it. Maybe it’s because I’m Gen X, or maybe it’s because that was prevalent in my hometown growing up, but I find it endearing and relatable. It’s meant to be harmless. But how fun is that?

 


Twentieth Century (1934, Howard Hawks) is a toxic screwball comedy about emotional abuse played for laughs. And boy does it work. Going back through my favorite Golden Age Hollywood comedies, Twentieth Century stands out as an example of the entire work as a whole anywhere you land on the board the joke is mesmerizing.
     The structure of Twentieth Century is adept in that Hawks is able to craft controlled chaos that manages to be both pure anarchy and build to its climax. And Hawks is the first to capture the true spirit of madcap. He’s advancing comedy into the next age, hence the name of the express train and why the narrative boards it and no one is allowed off (including us). Anarchy as comedic device is also recognizable in the way the film’s bookended with the identical scene: nothing changes, we’re right back where we started.
     Another staple of screwball is the man and woman ideally matched as conduit of emotional telepathy for us to yearn for their romantic fulfillment. But think about how clever the variations are. In Twentieth Century, JAFFE turns LILY into a carbon copy of himself—once again the ideal match. I am still appreciating how creatively inspired this touch is. So now both leads are rotten to the core control freak divas with gigantic egos deranged by their fame obsessed destructive bents. This mutual desire is so dark when you think about it. And to be able to laugh at that is truly a riot. This is an atypical plot element for screwball: sex doesn’t drive the duo, abuse does.
     Jaffe is chronically manipulative, possessive, paranoid and prone to suicide threats. Lily is hostile, condescending, defiantly self-important, and prone to physical assault. (When that detective McGonigle returns with clothes torn, sleeves ripped, and welt from his forehead dripping blood after Lily found out about the wiretap, it’s played for laughs.) Domestic violence and suicide threats are constantly played for laughs. Yet it’s sweet and innocent. I’m not being sarcastic when I say I think it’s adorable when Lily says stuff like “If you ever bother me again I’ll get a gun and shoot you.”
     And in the end there’s no way we could particularly like Jaffe or Lily, but it’s impossible not to love the performances by John Barrymore and Carole Lombard. What’s sexier than a beautiful woman who’s also funny? She has that line like: we’re only alive between the curtains. They’re playing characters who can never experience real life because they’re only capable of performance. That makes me buy it even more.

Wednesday, July 02, 2025

brat

It Happened One Night (1934, Frank Capra) is a broad screwball comedy, completely lacking in subtlety, full of moralizing speeches, and a message, about a couple of narcissists who are supposedly redeemed in the end through their love for each other (but really marriage). Either that or it’s the ultimate delayed gratification sex comedy dressed up like a road movie.
     There’s also this kinky infantilization aspect to it. Ever notice the first time PETER WARREN admits to ELLIE ANDREWS that he has feelings for her is right after he’s told her the island story and deflected her, when she’s sobbing tears and he finds her asleep sucking her thumb? Or how his pet name for her is brat?


Screen chemistry, acting compatibility, call it what you will, but Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert are what keep me coming back to this movie time and time again. I don’t know how screwball comedies work or why, but I do know for certain that the man and woman non-stop trading insults is both hilarious and somehow signals I want them to be together. It’s nonsense. Illogical. It’s called screwball for a reason. 
     And they’re young. The way Peter’s editor mirrors Ellen’s dad in the sense of both being inciting incident catalyst that causes each to run away is kinda punk. The longer they cut each other down, the more they prove equally matched, the more something inside us desires for them to be together.
     By the time they get to the hitchhiking scene, something about that set piece always makes me feel like I no longer care where they’re going or what happens next. I’m right where I wanna be. Day exterior however many hours it takes for them to catch a ride, I am delighted to enjoy the moment—and that’s the secret of life. In that one scene that’s what It Happened One Night does that makes it so worthwhile. And when they hop in the car it’s that same moment the driver knows they belong together, mistaking them for being married; and we know they outta be. Now we’re past the point of no return. Nothing can keep them apart. Even when the driver turns out to be a road thief. Say, that’s where Showgirls (1995, Paul Verhoeven) must’ve got it. Perils of hitchhiking. 
     The comment made by the road thief also sets up way later the last scene in the movie’s twist. For he claims they must be married because of their incessant quarreling, however the wife at the auto court says “If you ask me I don’t believe they’re married,” and when we ask what could have caused this drastic turn in their mood, it could be true love, or it could be the walls of Jericho tumbling and them finally after waiting for it throughout the entire movie are about to get what they’ve really been waiting for.

Tuesday, July 01, 2025

What's he got that I don't got?

Trouble in Paradise (1932, Ernst Lubitsch) is the greatest film of all time. Because Hollywood rules the world when it comes to getting rich by selling people their own dreams, and Trouble in Paradise is a timeless artifact that proves this can be done without being garbage. 
     What’s the first thing that happens in Trouble in Paradise? We’re in Venice, aka paradise, (to be read as the world of artifice, i.e. cinema itself). And a gondolier is taking out the trash and transporting it away in his trash barge. Why? What’s the meaning of this? The trash is commercial crap romantic movies. The trouble in paradise is artless product pandering to undiscerning mainstream audiences. But we’re not here for that. We deserve better. We deserve suite 253, 5, 7, and 9. And one of the most effectively hottest sex scenes in any movie, by way of some inserts of clocks.


 
At a light 80 minutes, Trouble in Paradise deftly crafts a narrative that is deceptively simple because of its clarity and focus; it’s made for us the audience, always with us in mind; and it’s always one step ahead of us. The most rewarding thing about Trouble in Paradise is trying to guess where its going. Somewhere in the middle of Act II, I asked myself whom I would rather Gaston end up with: MME. COLET or LILY? I couldn’t say.
     That is until Lily asks aloud “What does she got that I haven’t got?” That’s when I realized I am all for Miriam Hopkins in this thing. That’s when I realized this movie is speaking to me; through real emotions. That line is everything. A version of that line is also spoken by another character in one of the quintessential treatises on love, when TONY MONTANA asks MANOLO the same thing in Scarface (1983, Brian De Palma). It’s the logic of unrequited desire.
     And that’s the other thing that makes Trouble in Paradise so profound: it deals with real stakes. Yet what Trouble in Paradise is really saying is so pragmatic it could be mistaken as cynical: that sex is a crooked business transaction. And a limited one at that. That this partnership between man and woman is an endeavor best suited to 2 crooks who know that they’re using each other. Because nothing’s free in this world.
     It’s why I care about Miriam Hopkins’ character but not Kay Francis. Dumping the Miriam Hopkins character hurts. Why is it I’ve always been vulnerable to looking at the popular rich kids’ lives as something far more glamorous and exciting than my own, even after growing up? Why was it the same with the idealized romantic notion of true love? Because Mme. Colet embodies both of these poisonous flaws, along with ultimately being a depiction of overly sentimental Hollywood escapist fantasy. That’s why I know Gaston isn’t really in love with her.
     And that’s why after the denouement, even after the idealized perfect romantic paradise proves a hoax, and the grifters Gaston and Lily walk away with the money, the jewels, and each other, we know it won’t last long. It’s all too shaky. But we get to feel how happy we are that they have each other. That Miriam Hopkins’ character has found her dream of paradise. Because it’s also our dream, and that’s what Hollywood was built for. 

Thursday, June 19, 2025

The phrasing of it which I don't recall doesn't matter what matters is your sincerity

The question is what happened between The French Dispatch (2021, Wes Anderson), Asteroid City (2023, Anderson) and now? Some have described these films as too Wes Anderson. I didn’t find either immediately accessible the first time I saw them in the theater, but chalked that up to me needing more viewings, more time, to recognize and appreciate them. 
     But now I don’t think it’s that at all. I think they lack anything to make me emotionally invest in their characters or stories. This even led me to question as to whether all works of those whom I would call master filmmakers did in fact possess some capacity to deliver a meaningful emotional connection and without such, are the works themselves empty? Shallow? Ultimately meaningless? 

 


The Phoenician Scheme (2025, Wes Anderson) proves that the Golden Age Hollywood era perfected comedy. In terms of depictions of sex, violence, or postmodernism, Anderson confines his aesthetic by not employing any advances to come from the past 60 years or so. He isn’t doing anything new. He’s just doing it better than anyone else.
     On my second theatrical viewing of The Phoenician Scheme, in the final scene I realized where the feeling is. It’s not that (like in The French Dispatch and Asteroid City) it doesn’t generate a means to deliver significant feeling; rather, it’s that its two central characters repress their feelings, and so in turn must the narrative. It’s as though Anderson decided for a change (in his last 3 films) not to rely on easy, overly sentimental devices. And this time it worked. The Phoenician Scheme basically uses a twist on the Paper Moon dynamic. And the common link here is in both cases neither father nor daughter give an inch of emotional real estate, thus in the end allowing us to feel what our hearts know to be true, and in a most rewarding way in that we don’t see it on screen but recognize it for ourselves, like a profound secret. And isn’t that the highest cinema can strive for?

 

But stylistically, if Moonrise Kingdom (2012, Anderson) was the first Wes Anderson movie to matter, with its adherence to x and y axis camera moves, then The French Dispatch and Asteroid City added the z axis to the rigorous exacting staging of composition. And The Phoenician Scheme keeps in line with this tradition, adding a greater emphasis on 90° pans, and utilizing open framed gags.
     And a lot of violence. This is one of my favorite openings to a movie ever. The adrenaline inducing score punctuated with the bisected administrative secretary. And into the cockpit argument awoke me from my cinematic hibernation of recent years and got me to sit back up where we belong: on the edge of my seat. And as a sidenote, the funniest moment for me is the crash at the end, realizing that’s the same pilot. 

 

In closing, I think the casting of the great Benicio Del Toro channeling a millionaire heel from some on the tip of my brain Hollywood movie from the 1940s (Brian Donlevy?) opposite the unknown playing LEISL is timeless dynamite. And the motor of the plot with the bashable rivets soaring, along with bolts, spikes, and pulverized gravel, exploding the gap for the success of the sabotage plan is mere cosmetics to keep us entertained. The real scheme is getting to enjoy ZSA-ZSA KORDA time and time again dying, and coming back from death and Liesl figuring out (though little does she know it) her path in life is to be just like him. 
 
6/8/2025 AMC Phipps 14
6/19/2025 AMC Phipps 14
Atlanta, GA

Tuesday, May 20, 2025

People driving through this neighborhood like it was a racetrack


Friendship (2024, Andrew DeYoung) has this understated intensity that wonderfully adorns the diegesis with enough stuff beyond Tim Robinson’s schtick that it avoids becoming dull or too predictable. It’s maybe heightened comedy. I almost wanna use the term surreal, but I don’t like throwing that around too easily.
     It works as a comedy built around a comedian. And that’s what links it to the earliest of Hollywood’s most effective genres. But instead of merely being a Tim Robinson vehicle, Friendship can be looked at as this psychological cautionary farce about a man whose family life and career are close to perfect, but nevertheless allows his fatal flaw to get the best of him. It’s interesting to ask yourself what is this flaw of his? Do you think he’s a nut? 
     I kind of identify with Robinson’s character. To those who would say he’s got stress management issues I would say who doesn’t? His stress levels are cathartic so ours don’t have to be. Without spoiling anything, I’ll just say that what made Friendship work so much better than I expected it to for me is the overall tone; slightly subverting what you’d expect in original, oddly creatively satisfying ways. Pay attention to everything that happens at the phone store. Or his son’s birthday. 
     And more than anything this thing stayed with me long after watching. It reminded me of 50s Buñuel. Except Friendship, again, isn’t surreal. None of the scenes are fantasy. Or unreliable narrator illusions. Those are cop-outs. Okay, maybe there’s one. At the end. With the guys in the garage. Only more of a reason to commend the restraint and impressive blend of serious storytelling with escalating uncomfortable humor.
 
5/16/25 AMC Phipps Plaza 14
Atlanta, GA

Sunday, May 04, 2025

Life is meaningless. You have nothing and no one cares about you


Thunderbolts* (2025, Jake Schreier) is a psychological-action comic book movie about a bunch of losers who get thrown in our face by a desperately opportunistic manipulative tyrant who can be read to symbolize Marvel Studios itself. Ultimately we empathize with the Thunderbolts and in doing so want to kill ourselves. Gen x is back and this is what appeals to us. 
     This movie is all about being down on yourself. I love it. Thunderbolts* is a lame rip-off of the far superior The Suicide Squad (2021, James Gunn) first of all. And there’s nothing to do with YELENA that we hadn’t already seen in Black Widow (2021, Cate Shortland), or ALEXEI either for that matter; and everything to do with Florence Pugh delivering a performance where she plays someone dealing with grief-guilt over trauma is redundant in the shadow of the far superior Midsommar (2019, Ari Aster).
     And the plot device that serves as vehicle offroad into the subconscious is so much a rip-off of Eternal Sunshine that there’s even a scene where Yelena breaks into another room through a wall that cuts to her climbing through it and up out of a hatch in the floor complete with tracking gimble tilt. All orchestrated by a villain whose design isn’t that much different than the forest ghost from Uncle Boonmee.
     The score mostly feels like it takes its refrain straight from that Kid Cudi “Pursuit of Happiness” with a bit of the Largo – Finale of Schumann’s Symphony no. 4. And here is where Thunderbolts* won me over. It’s like the oppression is authentic enough to vindicate the mediocrity. The emotional underscoring is rousing. I’m pulling for them. And I realized all of the subpar indistinct flavorless Marvel style is filling in for the feeling of not fitting in and underwhelming disconnect with the spread of the corporation that is social media/pop culture = society. 
     Thunderbolts* manifests an existential gloom so tangible and modern that it connected with me. And the power loneliness has to leave nothing behind of someone but a dark streak is a profound aesthetic flourish, albeit one already done in Pulse (2001, Kiyoshi Kurosawa). This thing’s got emotion. And to top it all off there are a these three bait and switch gags where I’m sentimentally about to go misty or vengeful when right at the last second it’s a trap loaded with a trick unexpected emotional reaction of a completely unexpected variety. I’m at the very least intrigued here. 

 
5/4/2025 AMC Madison Yards 8
Atlanta, GA

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Onslaught comedy is always daring


In 2023 I saw this split screen frame of Dasha Nekrasova and a phone and was intrigued. What could this be? It looks so innovative, new, fresh = novelty was born. It’s from Wobble Palace (2018, Eugene Kotlyarenko), and for me it was everything I could ask for in an independent film. Gross I know I’ve been using that word a lot, like way too much lately. How did I put it? “a film that takes you somewhere boring to watch boring people do something boring, yet you want to be there.” Wobble Palace is basically mumblecore through iphones. 
     Totally unrelated, 2023 was probably also around the time I saw Assholes (2017, Peter Vack) for the first time, which was different. I love shock. And I thought Betsey Brown was amazing. The first 2/3 of Assholes is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen. Actually before that I think I might’ve heard didn’t Jane Schoenbrun say they pulled out of a festival because it was screening Actors (2021, Betsey Brown)? I loved Actors, but it also brought back my craving for what happened to independent films? And why have I forgot about them? And where can I find more like this? 


I hate social media. It makes me want to vomit when I go for a walk and everybody’s sucked into this vortex in the palm of their hand as they walk, heads bowed into their lap as they drive; texting; screens, the whole. But I accept it. It’s a part of life. Although why would I wanna see it non-stop for an hour and a half in a theater?
     The Code (2024, Kotlyarenko) is like this screwball comedy that bombards you with more cuts than Natural Born Killers; it kinda feels like, remember Tarnation (2003, Jonathan Caouette)? Like diy home movie editing footage-software at hyperspeed. I can love too slow movies just as much as I can love too fast movies, if they work for me. Have you ever noticed something like His Girl Friday (1940, Howard Hawks) or One, Two, Three (1961, Billy Wilder) have dialogue that speeds by faster than anything the mtv or tiktok medium has influenced-resulted in? Way faster. It’s nothing new.
     Okay but anyway, The Code works best for me as a comedy when the couple are trying to uncover some dark secret about each other. Mostly the guy, JAY, really. There’s this bit about how much porn is on his girlfriend CELINE’S phone, and like I guess I don’t wanna spoil it but the types of stuff he finds is delightfully hilarious. And her tiktok tutorial voice same.
     But the material in the hands of these performers is even better. They’re all skilled, experienced at being provocative, outspoken, adept at discourse on culture witty in real life. Especially so with Ivy Wolk. She’s actually funny, and moments that we feel her personality translates, unlike, is it me or did she seem underutilized in Anora? Ivy Wolk also represents this new, if you’re old this stuff isn’t for you, rebellious, forward-thinking voice in culture-entertainment now (because now the two are merged), but she, like The Code, are really just entertaining and legitimately funny. 
     Like I said earlier, this stuff makes me want more. Although I can only take so much at a time. It’s kinda throwaway. But so is most entertainment. There’s a lot to be said though about the way it experiments with the language-form of cinema and culture, yet not at the sacrifice of being fun to watch. Leaves me very happy to have got to see this.
 
4/21/2025 Plaza Theatre
Atlanta, GA